I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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