Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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