I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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