And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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