im drinking this country out of the recession.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
A bitchslap is in order.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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