It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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