doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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