i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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