on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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