Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he puts the penis in happiness.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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