i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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