Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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