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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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