I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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