Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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