the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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