Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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