Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
pop tarts are not kleenex
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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