She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Pants are for mortals
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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