Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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