Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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