Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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