she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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