so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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