There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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