What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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