She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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