I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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