love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sponge bath it is.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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