Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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