I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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