So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
