sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
