Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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