Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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