Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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