Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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