Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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