Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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