Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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