question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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