she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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