He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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