I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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