People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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