i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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