my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Text me some of your sweat
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