Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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