So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He passed out mid-signature
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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