jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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