the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I need a beard to bite.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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